Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

by goder

A person associated with activities deemed to be for "rednecks". Common activities include coon hunting and tobacco chewing.

Irvin Joe jumped his 1985 Caddilac over a pond and was deemed a by goder.

by Joshie G May 24, 2008

gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.

I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer

by Gnomage October 1, 2007

Midnight Golfer

A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.

Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.

by What Up! January 21, 2006

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

by Wised_up February 25, 2009

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004