clark the canadian hockey goalie 

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

clark the canadian hockey goalie by boots13 March 22, 2009

Norwegian Field Goal 

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

Norwegian Field Goal by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

goatse 

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

goatse by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

Goalst 

To feel a warm awarding or goal-worthy feeling regarding a future occurrence. (past-tense, goalsted) (future-tense, goalsting)

I can't wait to win that tournament, I'm feeling so goalst right now

Goalst by notwillong January 31, 2023

Goaltend 

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

Goaltend by npv April 19, 2011

goalzz

A friendship greater than all others

They r so goalzz

goalzz by Bo1245566 May 12, 2016

goatse.ru 

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

goatse.ru by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020