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ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.
"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."
by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021
mugGet the ham in a gashmug.

gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
mugGet the gash granolamug.

Gash Bonus

Stealing a deal (order) someone else has been working on while they are off and putting it into your own name. Then getting paid an extra (gash) bonus for doing it.
Dan: What happened to that deal I was working on?
Mark: He called yesterday when you were off.
Dan: Is he going to deal?
Mark: Yes, I dealt him up yesterday in my name, I've also been paid a Gash Bonus
by Top-Nsher April 24, 2011
mugGet the Gash Bonusmug.

Gash handler

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
mugGet the Gash handlermug.

Gash Juice

Gash Juice is the juicy liquid from a womens vaj comes in a milk form or a clear liquid either way tastes like absolute heaven and should be drank anytime your missus cunt is soaking or gushing with cream better than yogurt best thing since sliced breed
A want to drink her minky juice gash juice
by Markie696 June 4, 2018
mugGet the Gash Juicemug.

golden gash

Yo son that bitch is fine as hell. I bet she's got that golden gash. Aka: Pussy so good makes you shit yourself
by Sexy Beast 696969 February 6, 2015
mugGet the golden gashmug.

gash grease

The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection
I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.
by wyldesites July 15, 2014
mugGet the gash greasemug.

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