Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

Garthson

A fucking piece of shit math teacher who hates children and probably hasn't gotten head in 12 millenia because he's a fucking bitch and did you know that he hates ethnic children as well? What a fucking bitch ass math teacher bitch

Mr. Garthson murdered 12 children in his grade 9 class because they couldn't find X in the formula, what a shithead

by GarthsonIsAFuckingDevilBitch March 10, 2019

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

Gash

A large vagina. Vagina that has been well broke in. A deep, wide cracks.

I wish Micah would quit acting like such a gash.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.

-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.

by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020

garashir

The ship name for Julian Bashir and Elim Garak, from Star Trek DS9

"I just read a garashir whump fic and now i'm depressed"

by gaypseudointellectual December 4, 2020