what the funk 

it is when you around adults or small children and you dont want to say fuck. you say funk.

adult - "the circumfrence of a pie is one hundred nano meters"
You - "WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!"

what the funk by kris B May 24, 2006

drunk funk 

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

drunk funk by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Bansuri Funk

A style of music characterized by the crossover of the traditional Indian Bamboo flute, the Bansuri with the Western Popular Music Sensibilities of Funk and other (optional) genres of Smooth Jazz, Soul, Pop and Rock.

"The Bansuri Funk style really brings this ethnic instrument into the mainstream space!"

Bansuri Funk by Narked November 7, 2014

Dick Funk 

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

Dick Funk by SMD111 July 10, 2017

pink funk

stinky puthy

“mom he said my pink has a funk, is that a dance move?” “honey, you got a pink funk, lemme get you some vagisil right quick”

pink funk by stinkyqueefer May 23, 2021

Peed'd up crotch funk 

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

Peed'd up crotch funk by smendez April 4, 2010

p funk 

Pure, uncut Funk, the Bomb; also Parliament-Funkadelic
(see FUNK)

keep funkin the p funk and you will understand

p funk by bootsy collins April 16, 2003