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Fu-eck

"fu-eck" "fu-ecking" "fu-ecked"
Pronounced: Foo-ech
To really have skill at screwing things up. A form of Fu or Kung-Fu at really messing everything technical that you touch.
"Dude: Mike Jr. really messed up that system"
"Dude2: yah, his skills at fu-eck are unparalleled.
by yuckman October 24, 2008
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National Fu Man Chu Week

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!
Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009
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fu

sent to friends after receiving a bad joke. an acronym for “f*ck you”

after your friend replies “fu” reply “ck you” to assert dominance
person 1: *making fun of person 2*
person 2: “fu”
person 1:” ck you”
person 2: “you really just did me like that huh”
by K8tieDoes December 7, 2019
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Kung Fu

Kung Fu is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn. This game has also been called Ninja, but Kung Fu is its official name.
Person 1: "Hey, who wants to play Ninja?"

Person 2: "Screw you. It's called Kung Fu. Get it right."
by TheWenguin June 4, 2010
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Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot
Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda
by BrotherBob March 8, 2013
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FU-DAMN-ASS

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster
Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!
by The Sexman January 30, 2009
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Swayz-fu

Bad-ass noun. Pronounced "Sways-foo."

A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.

A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.
Ex. 1: After performing a touching dance routine with a formerly awkward, newly confident teenage girl, an anonymous greaseball punk was foolish enough to question the sexual orientation of the softshoeing creator of the legendary Swayz-fu while also making an aggressive pass at the girl. He was rewarded accordingly with a destructive palm to the nose and a crunching knee to the groin.

Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.
by IceBerg83 January 17, 2011
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