Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

friend

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friends

something you don't have

me: woah, do you have any friends for the project?
you: what's that

by Ezzekiel October 1, 2021

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any

"what are friends?"
"who knows"

by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021