Fosterism

The act of when someone or something looks/acts retarted

Noun: Stop being a foster.
Verb: Those people lover fosterism

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

jerome foster

a Chad with many women on his contacts

oh yeah, you seen jerome Foster? Hes a chad.

by cravingcheddar69 September 12, 2020

Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Payton foster

Payton is the type to take big fat naps with his head phones on and sneak out to hang with girls usually named Riley. Payton is really good at working hard, he spends lots of his valuable time with family and preparing the crops for the upcoming potato season. Payton is a really good friend.

payton foster is being defined by starting and ending sentences with fetch.

by Baby keeeen October 28, 2023