skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

pish flaps

Female dangly bits

She had pish flaps you could fly to the moon on

by Steve M March 22, 2003

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

pish flap

Basically labia, also used as a coarse substitute for lips.

Shut your pish flaps

by Heldo September 19, 2006

Ghetto Flaps

A term used by snowboarders/skiiers referring to the zippers at the ankles of your snowboard pants that zip up to make your pants tighter around your boots. Unzipped they make the pants appear baggier and therefore more "ghetto".

"Undo your ghetto flaps you look like a homo."

by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007

devil flap

Piece of cover that becomes separated from the duvet making an annoying flap of material.

We need to sort out the duvet, we have a devil flap again.

by spacemonkey007 January 23, 2014