Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018
Get the Getting her printer fixedmug. What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023
Get the bug fixes and performance improvementsmug. Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fix me upmug. a discrete container (usually portable) containing drugs & drug paraphernalia used by addicts to dose themselves. a "fix kit" has everything needed to get high. a fix kit for cocaine might include a baggie, a small mirror, a razor blade, & a coke straw.
Trust me that man is a junkie. I saw him pull out his fix kit just a minute ago, right before he went to the bathroom.
by megaghost November 26, 2023
Get the fix kitmug. by Person.. June 10, 2022
Get the Heart fixedmug. A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the bed-fixing embracemug. 