dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
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by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020
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An extremely creepy, and often perverted, form of writing, if it can be called that. Usually the author is a crazed Fangirl who either wants to add themselves into a story, or have a love life with a celebrity they otherwise have no chance with, or pair two people in a way that should honestly never come to mind. Fan Fiction is often badly written by illiterates, and usually features some, quite frankly, disturbing scenes. I advise anyone who still has their sanity, or something similar to it, to steer clear of fan fiction. It's traumatising, and truly, you'll never be the same again.
by CrusaderAgainstFanFiction January 6, 2014
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by Dave November 30, 2004
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He: "Whoa...check out this YouTube video of Lady Gaga at Glastonbury showing a little 'something extra' peeking out from under her miniskirt during her performance. She's even 'fessed up that it was just a little bit of her penis because she is a medically certified hermaphrodite."
She: Well she's definitely not a man. Come on, not only is it clearly absolute bollocks, but also it definitely sounds like a classic beat up of urban fictionary.
She: Well she's definitely not a man. Come on, not only is it clearly absolute bollocks, but also it definitely sounds like a classic beat up of urban fictionary.
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