faux-litical

adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.

The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!

by th3giv3r June 4, 2016

Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023

faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.

"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."

by Bouzsi December 15, 2018

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010