Fanny tickle

When you give the fanny a good rub for hours on end without actually touching the fanny.

I was giving her the best Fanny tickle ever last nigh!

by Fanny tickle god 101 August 4, 2019

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Morning Fanny

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

fanny fumes

The unpleasant odour that normally comes from a vagina. Worse after wearing tight clothing.

There's only three things that smell like dead fish. They are dead fish, cat's breath and fanny fumes.

by umständlich September 12, 2009

fanny fallout

When an extremely slender woman has legs that do not touch at the thighs when she walks or stands naturally. As her legs don't touch, you can clearly see the shape of her vagina between said thighs, the outline revealed for all to see. Considered desirable amongst women.

Girl #1: Eww! I can see the shape of her fanny because she's so skinny!
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I wish I had fanny fallout.
Dude: Damn, that's fine!

by truereligion25 April 29, 2010