Fanny Buckle

n: slang for vagina ; the buckle to one's fanny or ass

"Elise, don't forget to wash your face, hands, and fanny buckle!"

by Ronald Billius Weasley April 25, 2012

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 9, 2016

Achieveable fanny

Achieveable fanny is clunge that you realistically have a chance with. The girls that you could go over to, strike a conversation with, and actually end up tickling her belly button from the inside at the end of the night.

"Hey mate. You missed out last night, there was loads of achieveable fanny about."

by Kershy March 29, 2010

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Morning Fanny

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

fanny fumes

The unpleasant odour that normally comes from a vagina. Worse after wearing tight clothing.

There's only three things that smell like dead fish. They are dead fish, cat's breath and fanny fumes.

by umständlich September 12, 2009