fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

by Chrisity May 26, 2008

fair enough

Situation: When two guys are checking out a girl from a distance, and she looks better up close than expected. Usually follows the answer to the question "Potential?"

Dude: Check out that one, 2 o'clock.
Bro: Potential?
Dude: Yeah.
(Girls walks up close and is smoking hot)
Dude and Bro: Fair Enough!

by BP10 December 10, 2007

fair does

A variation of fair deuce, fair do's and so on.

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

"I don't like it, take it down"

"the rest of the committie likes it though"

"ah, fair does."

by Skellious March 22, 2010

fair one

A well-deserved bitch slap or sucker punch.

The guy at Satarbuck's cut in front of me in line, so I gave him a fair one.

by mr. 451 September 29, 2008

Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

by Chrisity May 26, 2008

state fair

Fry this. Fry that. Fry Everything! Where diabetes come from. Commonly "Big Rednecks" go to this fair each year.

Hey Jim! Wanna get to the state fair?!?

Well Houdedoo partner! Lets get us some fried ice cream! HeuHeuHeuh!

by Niqqa_Truth November 27, 2015