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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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little european girl

Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.
by Timmy Newtron April 21, 2018
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European cheese burger

A cheese burger that the people from over in that one fucking place eat you know what I mean?
by Luciepoo March 23, 2022
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european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
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european jigsaw

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.
Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?
by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015
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european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"
by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017
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European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her
I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.
by anonymous July 26, 2022
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