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I/O Error

An Ignorant Operator of a computer. See id10t

Meant to be confused with the more traditional Input-Output Error
Tech to the person who doesn't have a clue about computers but insists in sitting at a keyboard anyway.

" the reason the computer couldn't do that was an I/O Error"
by Old Tech August 15, 2003
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errorist

One who repeatedly preaches false information to inflate his/her ego.
That errorist just slammed his plane of bullshit into my Twin Towers of Truth.
by fauxsheezy September 15, 2007
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Errol or Whatever

You don't know me I'm here to educate you on how to be a man faithful husband & give your wife your best in your marriage.I read your very childish post & it fills me with disgust to see a black man with a good black woman a stoop

so low. You seem to have a problem with your behavior & if this is your way of letting all of us including your own kids know you're having an AFFAIR congratulations you're one very stupid old man.You have daughter to don't you is this what you did to them mom? Big embarrassment grow up you seem to want a WIFE & don't know how to be a OZBAND.Learn your WIFE meet her emotional & sexual needs communicate indulge in her fantasies even when you don't want to life isn't just all about sucking pussy & cocky be spontaneous you prefer WIFE cheat?You have trouble with you front.You have problem with commitment you cheated in previous relationships it's apparent,but I gon stop you cause anymore damage & bring SHAME on you family including you WIFE.Sit & talk with her pay attention to how she's feeling notice her learn her she don't need a carer awaken fire in you wife she has plenty.Change you nasty ways keep your marriage private grow old together it can be don you can't serve two Master leave outside FLESH alone it is an abomination on to Jah go read your Bible & humble youself.These is perilous times Big Man stop contacting who ever your involved with your phone records not hard to pull & your life will come crashing down.

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by Janet21 March 7, 2023
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Errol's Wife

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
by Janet21 January 8, 2023
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Spublic Error

A public spelling error found in a document you've already written and published. Embarrassment is increased in an error that cannot be edited once published.

Shame is proportionally equal to the size of the reading audience. Additional humiliation--when the person who finds your error is your boss. (Extra points for finding a spublic error in his/her comments to you. Extra, extra points for not pointing it out...)
It wasn't until the blogger hit "send" on his web site definition of Burning Envy that he found he'd committed a spublic error. Would he be able to edit it...? Tune in next episode to find out...
by knitchick September 6, 2009
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Boot Error

When you put your boots or shoes on the wrong feet
As i was getting ready to leave this morning i had a major Boot Error as i put my left shoe on my right foot
by ThrasMetalMan1 February 23, 2011
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Night Errors

When you wake up in the morning and realise what you did the night before was a mistake of nightmare proportions.

It seemed right at night but shite in the morning light.
1.
I either dreamed that my bedroom has an en-suite or I had a bad case of the Night Errors last night.

2.
Bob - "I opened my eyes this morning and that hot Milf I drunkenly pulled last night turned out to be a Gilf with a prosthetic leg and a picture of your Grandad on her bedside table"
Jim - "You need to see a doctor about those Night Errors!"
by Frank Incensed August 28, 2011
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