Broke em

To trick someone in an utterly stupid way. In a way where you know the person will fall for whatever you're asking, or saying, but you're actually just lying, and watching them look/reply in a way to make them look stupid.

Brian: Hey, is that your pencil right there? *points to floor*
Josh: *looks at the floor, no pencil* Huh?
Brian: BROKE EM!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
--
Josh: Yo, it's rainin' man!!
David: *looks to the window, no rain*
Josh: BROKE EM!! HAHAHA

by blahlbalbh9028 November 3, 2005

Give 'em the Wu

A sexual maneuver that involves showing the sign of the Wu-Tang Clan, with thumbs bound and facing upward and fingers held together, but also outward like bird's wings. You then proceed to use this hand gesture in said sexual action. Must start out in the doggy-style position proceed to yell "Give her the Wu!" as loud as possible and then take thumbs from the "Wu" hand gesture and insert forcefully into the female's anus. Place hands on said females ass cheeks and continue to remove and insert "the Wu" if necessary.

(During Sexual Intercourse)
1:"Ok bitch you ready for this?"

2:"Ready for what?"

1:"Give 'em the Wu!"

2:"What?! Don't you dare give me the Wu!"

by Jimbotron June 20, 2006

Grab 'em by the Pony

The way Dutch people quote Trump's "Grab her by the poosi" without disturbing their children and staying politically correct.

Greg: I think female independence is a major step for equalit---
PaulAnde: Just grab 'em by the pony

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

Fuck'em and Feed'em Fish

A way of saying they can f. o. & d. / fuck off & die. They are dead to you. Not worth sweating a grape over.

Your roommate stole your watch? Well fuck'em and feed'em fish.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

no'em'tombout

origin, TEXAS. Short for, "Know what I'm talking about?"

friend: i'm about to catch a flick, no'em'tombout?

you: fa sho

by janedez August 18, 2006

Dack 'em

Dack 'em means shut up/ suck my dick. You say this while doing a jacking off hand motion.

Person 1 :"Maybe you should get out of my way."
Person 2: " Maybe you should Dack 'em because nobody wants to hear you."

by GoDackem June 13, 2011

Got 'em

A phrase expressing jubilation after putting an individual in their place and forcing them to feel unintelligent.

Yo, look down at my fingers. Got 'Em! you looked you idiot!

by David David David April 16, 2006