velvet dress lady

A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.
#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.

#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
by GrandBezard September 27, 2006
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Butt cleavage dress

A dress that is cut so far down the back that it form cleaves where a woman's butt starts and makes it look like tit cleavage.
Kathy looks hot in that but butt cleavage dress.
by Deep blue 2012 November 14, 2009
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Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb
Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb
by Chrissie G April 21, 2019
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Shut your dress

You're rich or fabulous and just don't get enough time away from the mansion and start complaining to the help. Shut your dress princess
So many people here all the time why can't I have some time to my self...I said to the gardner.. seriously shut your dress
by Sciencelab July 1, 2018
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thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.
ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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Orgasm with dressing

Orgasm with dressing is a sexual act when a female shits on her partners chest, then she urinates on the shit for dressing, and then she finally eats the shit. The roles for this sexual act can be reversed.
Bitch, why wouldn't you shut up, do you want an orgasm with dressing or something?
by adaddy August 2, 2007
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