Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

doug

horny feral rabid will bite you hes stupid and ugly but i love him very much sexy dog

doug stubid

by help help hlpe May 19, 2020

Doug Toussaint

Doug Toussaint is a musician and a middle school orchestra/piano teacher at Bethel Middle School. He has changed many students lives by allowing them to blossom as a musician. His hit youtube video “One minute with Doug Toussaint” has sparked musical creativity in the middle school he teaches at.

He has a clean criminal record which proves how good of a person he is. Doug Toussaint has impacted so many and I hope he inspires you as much as he did to other students.

Hey did you watch ‘one minute with Doug Toussaint’ on youtube?

No, I havnt i’ll make sure to do that soon!

Great! It provides great entertainment I love Doug Toussaint!

by you’re aren’t June 16, 2022

DOUGING

The act of an elected government official to have secret meetings with cabinet ministers in the woods to have oral and anal sex in return for compensation.

These people are found abandoning their own moral and political values for individual gains and status.

Justin Trudeau was found “DOUGING” in the woods “skiing” with Doug Ford on a snowmobile giving each other sexual gratification plotting against the citizens of their own country.

by Xtremery February 12, 2022

Doug

a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.

“such a good person.”
*whispers under breath*
“such a...doug.”

by OpalLotus January 15, 2020

Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022