by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016
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Get the vlade divac mug.irritating buzzword used by major record labels and media outlets on a slow news day to describe female singers (songs of which are usually prepared by the same three writers) whose musical releases usually consist of the same generic pap and the mainstay of whose audience tends to be depressed housewives who fantasize that the lyrics are about them.
chanteuse is another such buzzword. It should be mentioned that the Canadian corporate media will not hesitate to use said word on front page, even if a bomb has gone off at the U.N. or leprosy has infected the British royal family, to describe irritating women singers such as celine dion, to promote such singers as proud embodiments of Canadiana, despite the fact that if the Canadian populace was forced to sit through a Celine Dion or shania twain concert, twenty percent of Canadians would attempt suicide.
chanteuse is another such buzzword. It should be mentioned that the Canadian corporate media will not hesitate to use said word on front page, even if a bomb has gone off at the U.N. or leprosy has infected the British royal family, to describe irritating women singers such as celine dion, to promote such singers as proud embodiments of Canadiana, despite the fact that if the Canadian populace was forced to sit through a Celine Dion or shania twain concert, twenty percent of Canadians would attempt suicide.
Harry picked up a copy of today's Toronto Star. The small text adjacent to the page listing read "FERGIE 5TH LEPER VICTIM". This seemed like an interesting story...but as he flipped over the paper to read its headline he was confronted by a full-colour protrait of that Quebecois monstrosity with the headline in size-40 type: DIVA DION TOPS. He shook his head. Another slow news day.
by maks August 16, 2004
Get the diva mug.A diva is a female who knows exactly what she wants and how she is going to get it. She will get whatever she wants whenever she wants - No Questions Asked!
A diva is NOT a regular chick! Divas are High Maintenance and Expensive Bitches! Men need lots of money to own us;)
A TRUE diva will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.
So therefore divas are seldomly known as gold diggers because We Divas need money to stay fly. A Diva is often known as a bitch for her dominating attitude.
Divas are also Drama Queens and oh so selfish lol. A diva is by all means a fucking Diva...She is very street smart and extremely wise, knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it. A diva is ALWAYS on point. A diva never lets people know what she got or how she got it. It's all a mystery to everyone and thats a part of her game ;)
A diva must have her way at all times or no way at all because her way is usually the best way. Divas are known to stay Fly; they rock the latest shits, they are seen with the best and are heard with the baddest.
A diva does not have to be skinny, she can be fat nor does a diva have to be beautiful, she can be ugly.
You see being a diva is being all about the attitude and some beautiful girls are just too nice to take a stand.
A diva is NOT a regular chick! Divas are High Maintenance and Expensive Bitches! Men need lots of money to own us;)
A TRUE diva will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.
So therefore divas are seldomly known as gold diggers because We Divas need money to stay fly. A Diva is often known as a bitch for her dominating attitude.
Divas are also Drama Queens and oh so selfish lol. A diva is by all means a fucking Diva...She is very street smart and extremely wise, knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it. A diva is ALWAYS on point. A diva never lets people know what she got or how she got it. It's all a mystery to everyone and thats a part of her game ;)
A diva must have her way at all times or no way at all because her way is usually the best way. Divas are known to stay Fly; they rock the latest shits, they are seen with the best and are heard with the baddest.
A diva does not have to be skinny, she can be fat nor does a diva have to be beautiful, she can be ugly.
You see being a diva is being all about the attitude and some beautiful girls are just too nice to take a stand.
Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson Hicks from the hit TV Show "The Parkers" is a true diva.
Beyonce Knowles is a true diva also.
Beyonce Knowles is a true diva also.
by Natiya July 28, 2006
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Get the felch diva mug.A diaper diva is a women of any age {most often of catholic or christian religion} that has many kids and therefore becomes a master and everything to do with diapers.
Chick#1: Hey you know cindy?
Chick#2: The one with so many kids? Yeah I know her
Chick#1: Yeah that's her, she's a real Diaper Diva.
Chick#2: The one with so many kids? Yeah I know her
Chick#1: Yeah that's her, she's a real Diaper Diva.
by solstice.barrett March 18, 2011
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