Toy Destruction

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com

That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!

by Stanley May 4, 2004

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.

Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!

by Rvince May 31, 2009

Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.

i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.

by HellsMother April 4, 2020

Creative Destruction

A hilariously bad bootleg of Fortnite that your jewish friends play instead of actual Fortnite.

Person 1: Yo my g, lets play fortnite
Person 2: Nah, let's play creative destruction-
*Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the face with a glock.*

by Biggie Bacon December 19, 2018