designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011

Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

Universal Design

The term refers to a design approach which produces buildings, products and environments that are usable and effective for everyone, not just people with disabilities.

The Strampitheater at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is an excellent example of Universal Design.

by Cordell Corporation July 11, 2010

Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!

by Etomco July 15, 2010

Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.

by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011

69 design

the shape formed by Jordan and multi interlocking cocks, creating a 69 "design"

the rosatia colour on Jordan's rear when its filled to the brim with Andrew's splooge!

Can be used as a noun and verb.

Look at all those fags man, theres a huge 69 design!

by Tad, Esq. December 24, 2008