David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009

David Reale

The guy who played Glen Coco in Mean girls.

Guy: Who played Glen Coco?
Girl: David Reale

4 for you Glen coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

by urmom456 March 12, 2013

David Goyette

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!

David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

by Lexi Mollison June 5, 2013

David Philbin

When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.

Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican

by David Philbin April 29, 2015

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

david ortiz salas

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

David Bragd

David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin

Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"

by BautisticBarelse February 14, 2018