David 

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed

I will clap you with david

David by Thebigboid October 3, 2018

David 

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

David by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

David 

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.

David is so cute

David by Alana14 February 12, 2019

David 

Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series

David, your a dick head

David by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019

David 

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

David by 5442 April 26, 2019

David 

Absolutely NOT a ninja.

That ninja is obviously NOT a David.

David by Fourreelz June 19, 2019

David 

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

David by penis dumpling May 8, 2019