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Dani

If you are friends with Dani you are is for one hell of a ride. Dani will without fail laugh at every one of her jokes, even if it's not funny. Her aesthetic is dark academia and she's a Gryffindor. Dani does very well academically however I can't say the same about her ability to be serious. Dani is single-handedly the cringiest person you will ever meet. She will constantly ask what phrases mean that every teen should know, such as "that's what she said".
Dani: THIS IS SO HARD!
Ava: That's what she said.
Dani: What does that mean?
Ava: Dani, what the actual fuck.
by georgeandthemichaels May 12, 2021
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Dani

A literal legend, if you are friends with a Dani, then you are also a legend. If you are a Dani, then you are probably good at watching TV, like really good at it.
Person A: “OMG, have you heard about the

new cool kid from next door?”
Person B: “Ya, what a Dani”
by Pseudonymosis December 23, 2021
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Dani

Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquial South London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.
'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'
by vickythestayathomemum February 18, 2019
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-dani-

big cock
best player in haxball
euro
-dani- is so good at haxball
by danithegod2141251 October 26, 2020
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Dani The Sex Bot

Dani is a friendly sex bot bot who loves dick picks from minors but is scared of them in real life. She might look like the owl from the gruffalo on the outside but on the inside she’s a sex bot
by Corey been bag April 12, 2023
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Dani

A person who always acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they’re clearly not. Blames other people for problems they caused themselves. Usually rude, bratty, and full of attitude. Thinks they look amazing but is ugly yet makes fun of how others look. Always jumping to conclusions and assuming things without knowing the facts.
Stop being such a Dani and just admit you messed up.
by Steamer of Clevelands April 12, 2025
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dani

the sexiest person on this earth
(real)
"when dani speaks the bitches cream immediately"
by kys rn please November 17, 2022
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