Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

mexican crab dangle

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.

So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"

by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006

dangle ball

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches

"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"

by chin girl is number one October 8, 2003

dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.

OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Danglee

Clothing items and accessories that hang or dangle off your outfit such as scarves, hats, belts, purses and other thangs that just dangle.

Can you give me that danglee thingy over there so I can wrap it around my neck.

by wetail.com March 14, 2012

Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

by BB999 May 8, 2012

Dangied

"Dangied" is to royally screw up the spelling of any Word in any language.

"Hleo gysu" - Dangie

"Wow, you really Dangied that, huh?" - Not Dangie

by Dangie-Hater-#1 October 16, 2020