desert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

Desseray

most amazing, hot, smart, nice, kind, trustworthy, perfect, awesome, kool, fun, unique and funny person ever. loved by everyone. makes everyones day brighter. has very confused feelings.

Guy1:Do u know desseray?
Guy2:Yes.
Guy1:I love her dude!
Guy2:Same!

by desseray's my babe July 8, 2011

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012