'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

girls who eat carrots

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.

God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills

by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

Baby carrots

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

by coreyoyea March 28, 2008

Corrosion Control

a group of rediculously good looking men who make it a habit of gang banging all the squadrons girlfriends (adj.) he whos profession is to paint jets and bang women inside jet intakes

guy 1:c/c ran a train on my girlfriend man.
guy 2:man! they gangbanged my mom last week,.
guy 1and2:i wish i were in corrosion control

by my new haircut July 2, 2008

Threesome carrot

A technique used by a girl to tantalise and, ultimately, maintain the attention and interest of her boyfriend. The girl hints that she's always been attracted to other girls and, should the circumstances arise, she'd be open to a threesome.

The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.

Boy #1: My new girlfriend told me she's into other chicks. I could be all up in a menage a trois pretty damn soon!
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.

by diggerdom August 5, 2010

the churro

a sexual act in which a male is engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, and then takes his dick out and rolls it around on the sand so it can resemble a churro... very useful if the female likes to have sex with sandpaper

Billy: dude i fucked her then busted the churro!
Zak: no way dude no fuckin' way dude... no way!
Billy: haha yeah and now she has a sandbox pussy!

by The Village Bum April 22, 2006

Carrots

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!

by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 19, 2011