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crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.
Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.
by Jesslyn B June 17, 2018
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Crusty Face

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.
Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!
by Jayy.M July 31, 2009
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Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.
Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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r/n : wait how are you so hot??
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crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"
The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.
by crusty March 30, 2003
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crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.
by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010
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crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.
by Joshdelux October 2, 2010
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