Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

by Jules7 September 14, 2015

Indiana Cough Drop

A term describing the act of punching a girl performing fellatio on you while simultaneously ejaculating down her throat, causing her to cough while being gagged by jizz.

Ex. 1: 'COUGH' 'COUGH'... 'GAG' 'GAG', "What the FUCK!? We're breaking up because you just Indiana Cough Dropped me!"

Ex. 2: "Dude, that hooker just choked on my Indiana Cough Drop and died, call the Wolf."

by VincentVegaMarcellusWallace October 1, 2009

russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.

In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.

by stravick August 14, 2017

cough in your rompers

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.

To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?

by Porbeagle May 11, 2011

cough dough

A delicious dough similar to that of cookie dough, but exponentially better!

I laid around watching Star Trek and eating cough dough all weekend.

by AwesomeGuy2011 June 27, 2011

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 2, 2007

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

by Detr May 16, 2013