closetsnog

Noun

A friend (usually one of the opposite sex) who is always hanging out with you that they might as well just be living in the closet in your room. This is not to be used towards an annoying friend who you don't like spending time with but is there anyway. In stead it is used to describe a cute, loveable friend who is always there for you when you need them, willing to shower you with affection and of course the occasional snog.

Guy 1: Man...she spends too much time with you...is she mooching? Doesn't annoy the shit out of you?
Guy 2: Naw she's a total closetsnog...and a great kisser too.

by Snoggy May 8, 2005

Closet Sex

when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down

Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.

by DestinyHope March 1, 2011

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

Closet Freak

a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets

Freddie fucked Jenny, the closet freak.

by kEez August 23, 2005

closet friend

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

Consett

Consett is a little town (13 miles for Newcastle) Full of little kids thinking they are hard taking drugs and shagging in the park but it’s the number one place to session!

Consett = belta

by Ryan smailes November 4, 2018