Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

comic relief

Da stress-reducin' effect you experience from readin' da funny papuhs.

I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.

by QuacksO April 13, 2019

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

DC Comics

often gets shit on because people only think of the marvel cinematic universe compared to the dc extended (film) universe. in my opinion, dc is far better comic and storyline wise. marvel is just praised way more because of the damn MCU. dc 100% slaps. tony stark got nothing on bruce wayne!

Guy 1: Marvel is the BEST!! Have you seen that new DC Comics movie? It’s awful!
Guy 2: DCEU, not DC Comics. Also TBH, Marvel sucks man. Stop confusing the companies with their cinematic universes. DC is amazing.
Bruce Wayne: IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCH!
Guys 1 & 2: WTF???

by nightwingbitch January 6, 2022

Comics Gate

A movement of comic book fans who want quality comics without radical far left propaganda destroying the stories and sales of the books

Comic fan: I want good stories, I don't care about your politics. That's why I support Comics Gate

SJW creator: so you're saying you hate non white people and women!

Comic fan: you are cancer to the industry.

by King Shitlord Billy February 18, 2018