cocktalker

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

by tedshado July 15, 2010

cockthievery

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

by lo42894 April 4, 2011

cocktangle

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.

by mmcg1 April 7, 2011

cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

by the pito monster May 1, 2011

cocktaculous

1. Having a fabulous cock
2. A cock with monsterous and fabulous balances
3. A cock that all woman cannot resist
4. Being in posession of a cock of mass proportions.

Damnit Rob, save us some of these women. The all know that you're cocktaculous and we can't get any play.

-Man that dude pulls so much strange.

-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.

by Dr. Seif September 22, 2011

Cocktify

The act of smacking a person in the forehead, with your cock, using enough force to leave a mushroom-stamp bruise.

If that bitch ain't careful I'm gonna have to cocktify her.

by PsychoT37 October 27, 2011

cocktail cherry

when a girl rides cowgirl position but controls a shallow

penetration allowing the mans cock to spring out as

he cums flicking his jizz all over his face!

ema likes a cocktail cherry or 2!

by lousifa April 28, 2013