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Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich
1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?
by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008
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confessional

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)
My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.
by Balishma January 9, 2005
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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
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Compersion

A made up word, specifically used in the D/s community, based on the concept that submissives needs to deal with the fact that their Dom/me can fuck anyone they want and the submissive has to pretend to be happy with it. Does not normally work the other way around.
She stated that she was happy her Dom was ignoring her to pay attention to the new girl down the block, saying she felt compersion for her Dom's happiness but the broken dishes on the floor said differently.
by new york bella April 17, 2015
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dashboard confessional

a decent band that became sell outs once MTV discovered them and they made a crappy ass video for hands down and perverted it.
by Dorkay November 28, 2003
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anime convention

a place where botards and nerds go to watch, act out, and sometimes beat off to (typically) japanese animation. Quote 'normal' people do not reside there, rather people that want to be normal (as everyone does..yes even you Mr. 'i just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself')... they are yet another subcategory of people in general
there are no normal people
Girl: I love trigun!!! its like the best show ever (twitches)

Botard: I like watching you, watching anime...and squids...tha...uckhu... young women (beats off)

Mr 'I just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself':WHY CANT I BE ACCEPTED?!
*Anime plays in the foreground*
::ANIME CONVENTION:: as interpreted by someone with nothing better to do.
by mike's_bitch June 28, 2006
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