turkey coma

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas

"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"

by Burtny December 25, 2007

comma

That tricky situation a girl finds herself in when she's just getting off her period, but isn't exactly "on the market" yet. You know, it might be like day 5 or 6 and a slim pantiliner may be all that is needed. At the same time, no one wants to gross a dude out. It certainly is a quandry. But while PERIODS may stop it right there, COMMAS... are only a pause. There's always more to come after a comma.

Girl #1: Yo Stacy I met this fine brotha at the club last night
Girl #2: That's hot but damn girl, ain't you on your period?
Girl #1: Hell no hunny, that was two days ago! I'm on my comma now.
Girl #2: Well shit, that's a different story then. So what'd you do?
Girl #1: I took him home with me, what else?

by ReiReiK April 19, 2008

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

Comma Fucker

A reference to someone that corrects friends grammar in emails, text messages, and online chats.

Mary is a real comma fucker, she just let me know it was you're instead of your. She's probably on the rag.

by Monkey kiss face December 18, 2009

coimabtore

it is a kick ass town in tamil nadu india!
it has the greatest climate ever and even greater people! it is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo!

that town kicks ass like coimabtore ......

by betatester147 December 18, 2010

mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)

Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"

by Haneef January 5, 2008

sex coma

When guys fall asleep immediately after sex. (similar to a food coma: feeling sleep after a meal.)

After we finished I got hit by a sex coma and fell right asleep.

by scream803463 October 21, 2010