Cockoo

When the male phallus inadvertently emergences through the gap in one’s boxer shorts, often unbeknownst to the owner, and hence resembling a cuckoo clock chiming.

Unlike a cuckoo clock, however, there is no pleasant sound, just the sight of some reprobate’s rancid schwantz.

Lawyer 1: ‘so I said rather comically, ‘mens rea’ sounds like the sibling of Dire and Gonnie, and she said..’
Lawyer 2: ‘I’m sorry, Babs but I cannot concentrate because of your cockoo.’
Lawyer 1: ‘My cuckoo? I don’t have a pet cuckoo?’
Lawyer 2: ‘I said ‘cockoo’, Babs, you wankbiscuit. Your tallywhacker is making an appearance about as welcome as Adolf at my bar mitzvah’

by Anonymous submissions January 11, 2024

Cockoo

When the male phallus inadvertently emerges through the gap in one’s boxer shorts, often unbeknownst to the owner, and hence resembling a cuckoo clock chiming.
Unlike a cuckoo clock, however, there is no pleasant sound or imagery, just the unwelcome sight of some reprobate’s rancid schwantz.

Lawyer 1: ‘so I said rather comically, ‘mens rea’ sounds like the sibling of Dire and Gonnie, and she said..’
Lawyer 2: ‘I’m sorry, Babs but I cannot concentrate because of your cockoo.’
Lawyer 1: ‘My cuckoo? I don’t have a pet cuckoo?’
Lawyer 2: ‘I said ‘cockoo’, Babs, you wankbiscuit. Your tallywhacker is making an appearance about as welcome as Adolf at my bar mitzvah.’

by Anonymous submissions January 11, 2024

Cockoo

When the male phallus inadvertently emergences through the gap in one’s boxer shorts, often unbeknownst to the owner, and hence resembling a cuckoo clock chiming.
Unlike a cuckoo clock however, there is no pleasant sound, just the unwelcome sight of some reprobate’s rancid schwantz.

Lawyer 1: ‘so I said rather comically, ‘mens rea’ sounds like the sibling of Dire and Gonnie, and she said..’
Lawyer 2: ‘I’m sorry, Babs but I cannot concentrate because of your cockoo.’
Lawyer 1: ‘My cuckoo? I don’t have a pet cuckoo?’
Lawyer 2: ‘I said ‘cockoo’, Babs, you wankbiscuit. Your tallywhacker is making an appearance about as welcome as Adolf at my bar mitzvah’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

cockolocomotive

A powered rail vehicle but is an endless line of cocks nailing a female at the main station one after the other. Quite a site to see really.

The cockolocomotive was nearing the last hill before plummeting, and pounding down the other side, into her large, wanting, and ready to receive vagina. There was a faint cockolocomotive pounding sound coming from the whole length of the train.

by My Hilldonym January 31, 2024

cockolocomotive

A train of cocks that has a destination of one vagina.

Many cocks riding the rails to the vagina station. In a locomotive style of cock train moving on the rails to the vagina station.

That woman could handle any size cockolocomotive from here to the other side of the U. S. wall to wall and trees tall.

by My Hilldonym February 2, 2024

cockolocomotive

A train made of numerous cocks to all of which end up at the vaginastation, each one of them pounding out passengers of semen by the millions, in turn the cockoloco short for cockolocomotive causes major overflow, making a large cesspool of passenger semen late for their destination, and in some cases needs to be sump pumped out if the vaginal trackway is in need of maintenance or repair.

Bob and wife Mary awaited their cockolocomotive as means of transportation for a short afternoon journey, only to find it overflowing with large amounts of passenger semen worn out, sleeping, and even some trampled to death with tickets in their hands at the vaginastation. Instead of the cockolocomotive getting them there, they drove their automobile safely and quietly only hitting a small handful of passenger semen at the major vaginaltrack crossings.

by My Hilldonym February 3, 2024

Cockonut

A piece of wood shaped like a mango that falls off trees.

Oh look, a cockonut fell off this tree!

by ZacAttak November 27, 2023