Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

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yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses

voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023

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Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

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Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

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