Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
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Get the Commit toaster bath mug.Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
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by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
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by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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