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coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”
by kushi! February 4, 2022
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Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.
"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell
by big money man February 7, 2022
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Colton

A caring and loving guy that will be friends with just about anyone a guy who loves sports animals and skiing he is usually has a guard around his heart but when that guard is let down he is the most sweet and caring person on earth. If you talk to him he will always listen (no matter how boring it is)
Colton is such a sweet person who always listens
by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
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Colton

A funny and kind person who could like cross country skiing who will put his guard up with his heart and be careful who he loves. If he is broken by a girl he will only give them a second chance and no more. He is a kind person who will feel sympathy for anyone even if he doesn’t know them. Overall Colton is a really cool guy to be around or to love
by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
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ross colton

the hottest most sexiest hockey player to exist.
i love ross colton, hes so good
“ross colton is so fine”
by elisa colton April 11, 2022
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Colton's Penis

giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
by Cxmmon April 12, 2022
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Colton

A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Look at that midget
Yea he’s such a Colton
by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022
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