San Luis Rio Colorado

The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.

Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!

by ♥️ Thots Begone ♥️ June 21, 2018

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

colorado slim

A slang term for a joint, widely used in the states of Colorado, Utah and California.

That biker dude is smoking a Colorado slim

by Colorado slim Jim July 5, 2016

Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.

Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.

by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016