cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm
Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.
by two headed turtle January 25, 2011
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Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

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Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
by cobgirl123 October 01, 2022
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bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.
Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.
by Hobo107 January 25, 2015
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virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
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Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
by BlueGemini January 25, 2024
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California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”
by Augustguy10 February 19, 2021
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Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."
by major inglish April 08, 2014
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