cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.

Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.

by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009

Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

by remi.b. August 6, 2010

cleveland cavaliers

The most talented basketball team in the NBA, they have Lebron James, Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Zyndrunis Ilgauskas, and Daniel Gibson. 2007 Eastern Confrence Champions. CAVS ON DECK!!!

The cavs beat the celtics this year. The celtics have 5 losses after 30 games!! Cleveland Cavaliers

by Matt aka Lil Brick January 21, 2008

The Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

cleveland steamers

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

by dookieluv February 15, 2006