A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.
Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
by IkuraEater July 9, 2014

Hardacre Pimp-Choked the shit out of that guy.
by Dylan Bermingham, Laura Steel March 9, 2007

A choke rope is when one is tied by their neck with a noose then lifted and pulled up and down having sexual intercourse in the processes. A brutal act as it crushes the windpipe, killing them.
by NeoCrimson November 4, 2013

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
by Melays April 21, 2017

by geemeister November 19, 2004

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
