chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

chode bunny

Noun: If belly button lint and a dingleberry had some good drunk sex, this would be their spawn. A close cousin to the household dust bunny, this species is only found in the area of the chode. Has been found to be rather difficult to remove from its natural habitat due to its dingleberry clinging ability. However the % of fecal matter is much lower, mainly comprised of cloth fibers and body hair. A very unique breed.

Term of Endearment: Not as harsh as calling someone a chode.

I got home after work and my crotch was full of chode bunnies.

Hey chode bunny.

by s carroll November 5, 2005

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007

choder

a short fat penis

by carolyn January 3, 2003

Brillo Chode

A guy who has a dick that is 3 to 4 inches long (4 inches max) it is also bumpy/prickley like a brillo pad. Don't forget that it smells AWFUL...the kid probably doesn't bathe or brush his teeth. Stay away from these types of kids

"Yo that kid Brian S. has a brillo chode!"
"Ewww! That's gross! Keep him away from me!"

by Sam Bebrush March 3, 2010

Chode Skillet

When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skillet.

Dude you are being such a Chode Skillet right now.

by BigP7708 February 20, 2009

Chode

(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated

I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).

by Some Choad October 21, 2010