chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Chip tip

A chip tip is a sexual pleasure occurring when you open a expired bag of nacho cheese doritos you remove the bottom most dorito in the bag then you put the tip of the chip inside the tip of your penis then flex your schlong until the tip of the dorito breaks of and gets lost inside your peen peen.

I tried the chip tip and can no longer pee without the essence of doritos ozzing out.

by Richard Cuminjaw October 01, 2019

dipping the chip

When a guy stuffs his nuts into a girls vagina , like a chip being dipped in dip.

"Man! When i was banging that babe, I was totally dipping the chip! She totally came right after!!"

by sadfaceReaver June 15, 2014

Give a Chip

Play on words made popular by the viral youtube video in which a young boy reviews the song "Baby Daddy" by Lil Yachty, Lil Pump and Offset. It means to care about something deeply, or in other terms, give a shit.

I've gotten a mostly eatin' bag of chips, because I give a chip.

by giveachip69 October 03, 2018

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 04, 2017

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 06, 2010

Sacrificial chip

That broken or small chip which is too tiny to be dipped so it is thrown into the dip and drowned so that it can be removed by a Rescue Chip.

My fingers get all cheesy trying to dip these crumbs! I'm going to throw these Sacrificial Chips in and go get a new bag of Rescue Chips!

by JimmyJamBer August 01, 2009