Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine June 8, 2012

squirrel chasing

when a man chases a woman analy while the woman is on her hands and needs running around the man is inside her chaseing her while doing it

when two people are in a big room and one runs around and the other trys to catch them analy they are the PITCHER the one running is the CATCHER (Squirrel chasing)

by LINCOlIN JESUS March 17, 2009

Chasing Pavements

To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner

"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"

by IamATotalMoron October 2, 2008

chasing casts

the action a cat/dog/animal with a tail does when trying to get its tail that has been broken and bound.

"Kingsley is once again chasing casts. He needs to stop attacking Jude-it always ends with broken bones."

by cannotspellformylife212 October 26, 2009

Chasing Shadows

To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."

Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.

by Ed Jones February 20, 2019

Chasing Amy Complex

When a guys falls for a woman he can't have that's usually not interested and/or lesbian. The guy is a beta orbiter but wants the woman he can't have.

DEAN: What's wrong with Cyrus?
BILLY: He has the Chasing Amy Complex. This is never gonna work for him!

by Kenny Rice May 20, 2016

Claying

A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.

Hey mate, were you just claying in the toilet?

by Daniel82 October 28, 2018