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Last Chance U

A derisive name for a univeristy with a low standard of acceptance and few academic requirements, usually used by students at supposedly top-tier universities.

In Ontario, universities often earning this moniker include Laurentian, Lakehead, Carleton, Brock and Trent.
"Mike couldn't get into a good school, so now he goes to Last Chance U."
by Herwits October 31, 2007
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Chance

Noun: A shot, hit, swig, etc. Can apply to drinking, smoking, doing drugs, having sex, or whatever else can be found at parties
Verb: To consume the item that is in one's hands
"Yo man, your turn to chance the weed."
"You got your Vodka, I got my Tequila. Let's chance this!"
"I think you should chance that entire 40."
"She's passed out on the couch: go chance that!"
by Ein Wrose June 29, 2006
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Chance Sutton

A stupid snake that likes to fuck other girls and cheat on a queen for example @tessabrooks o BTW he is a ugly snake ass bitch and uses other people for fame just like his ugly ass girlfriend
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chancla

Plural: chanclas
a type of footwear worn typically by latin people that resembles flip-flops, and can be easily removed to be thrown at someone whether in jest or sriously. These shoes are usually thrown under the circumstances of a friend acting L-A-M-E or getting on your nerves.
(to a friend who told a bad joke)Hush you, before i throw my chancla at you.
or
(from older sibling to younger)Hey, fetch me my chanclas so i can hit you with them, you unruly twerp, who i love.
by David Jimenez III March 22, 2005
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chance and Anthony

him and his brother are a chance and anthony
by FTC stand down August 13, 2017
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Chance

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

No point dwelling on regret;

It won’t come back. The chance’s blown.

For all we sit and sigh and groan.

However much we sit and fret.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

The things back then we wished we’d known

Lessons we learned we won’t forget.

It won’t come back the chance’s blown.

There may be chances to atone

A different option, better bet.

The past is past, it’s gone, its flown.

We learned the lessons we have grown

The future hasn’t happened yet

There’ll be new chances not yet blown.

Let go the past, though don’t forget

We’ll grasp the future not yet met.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown

The future we will make our own.
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Chance

household item with which to have sex.
Man, I love my Chance, it's fucking billiant.
by hogues February 4, 2009
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