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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"
by heathersssssss April 19, 2010
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Chainshipping

Yet another obsessive fangirl base. Chainshipping is the nickname given to (usually) teenage girls who have watched the film Saw and feel that Adam and Lawrence should be lovers. They have infected most fanfic/message boards for the Saw films with their smut. However, they are one of the better yaoi enthusiasts, since they don't seem to force their opinion on others.
You can always tell which ones are into chainshipping, 16, female and Leigh Whannell obsessed.
by toee May 11, 2006
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chainsaw butt

Someone who repeatedly and extremely rips ass in public places. The word came about when women in the 1920's used to get bad gas after eating vegetarian chili. It sounded like a chainsaw and therefore they were givin the name "chainsaw butt"
Dayum Keesha, Lay of the chili, you're such a chainsaw butt!
by N-Gizzle the original hotboi January 9, 2005
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Key Chaining

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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Off da Chain

1. A positive comment that something is good or pleasing to the eye.
2. A negative comment meaning that someone is insane, like a rabid dog off the chain.
Examples:
1. Girl, those braids are off da chain. Where did you get that weave from?
2. Your mommma is off the chain and chasing that poor fool down the street.
by Ragdolly August 3, 2005
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Off the chain

Something that is fantastic, awesome, and especially extreme can be said to be "off the chain".
"I can't believe Joe got with three chicks that night, that is off the chain!"
by Jackage September 30, 2006
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Chain

A rapper's source of power. The sunlight to his birdman. Without a chain of platinum/gold/diamonds/bones, a rapper sloses his ability to drop tight flows over phat beats. The is an absolute necessity, and its importance should not be taken lightly.
Ludacris once said, "Some people ask why there's a skull on my chain, it's 'cause I LOVE gettin' head."
by Don "Magic" Juan June 11, 2006
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