Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

cat

A beautiful and adorable creature that almost everyone loves.Its so cute and makes people feels comfy or more relaxed.There are a lot of bred of cats but they are all cute to me!

Look!A cat!!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 02, 2021

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020

cat

E-maaaaaaaaaddddddddd
electronically mad
likes mountain dew adds

hates salads and potatoes
fails music assessments

cat = animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022