Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019

catfish

when a girl puts a full face of makeup on

person 1: hey have you seen sally?

person 2: no.

sally: i’m right here guys!

person 1&2: woah you’re a catfish!

by MonkeyMan11 March 2, 2019

Catfish

So it's basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not

Insane Girl Catfishes Her Own Boyfriend...

by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes November 23, 2020

Catfish

A Tom like creature that uses grindr to trick innocent gay men into sending pictures of their erect penis, so he can then use that said penis to con unaware females into sending him nudes pics even though he hasn't busted a nut in over 2 years.

Tom catfished Jack

by SPACE-RAIDER_97 June 25, 2024

Catfish

HoneyD

HoneyD pretends to be a girl. HoneyD is a catfish.

by Pidgeon Laxitives May 21, 2018